tell them that it's human nature

"If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie!"

I love Meg Cabot adult books.

And also, is it wrong that:
1) I check rafaelnadal.com obsessively? I swear its unhealthy.
2) When I was watching John Mayer playing Human Nature at MJ's memorial, all I could think about is how his blue shirt was completely ill-fitting (or maybe it was the shiny vest) and how he looked like a crackhead and REALLY needed a change of hairstyle.

However, he IS really good at guitar.